greatoutbackminingshow@gmail.com
Mobile phone is the next best method.
The phone is not always attended so if you ring it may launch the recorded message.
0468802454
OR
0468893060
Texting is advised so that we will promptly reply .
Wednesday, 9 December 2020
Tuesday, 17 November 2020
Breakaway from the Madhouse
Hello and Greetings from remote outback Australia;
My business has more twists and turns than a daytime soap opera.
The name of my comedy by appointment service is;
Breakaway from the Madhouse.
Well, what does this mean?
I am a campaigner for mental freedom plus a comedian ( who lampoons those who try to destroy our free spirits.)
You can have a direct comedy call ( Video or phone ) with Captain Vigilance ( pictured ).
It's an experience you will never forget.
Captain Vigilance will soothe your worried mind with a light hearted approach to the heavy topics like pandemics and stress.
The pristine glorious outback land where I live is perfect to dissolve away those blues .
In the call you can feel the natural surroundings of the Outback land of breakaway.
The call lasts for 15 minutes and the cost is
$13.90 AUD ($10 USD )
This entitles you to a free extra call of 10 minutes at another time .
All you need to do to book your comedy appointment is text ;
0468802454
Overseas = 61 468802454
With your details /OR
email:
breakawayfromthemadhouse@gmail.com
There is an incentive to pay early ;
If you pay upfront , you receive a special 15 minute call from Anthony Swagman giving you a tour of the Land of breakaway in the magnificent Great Western Woodlands outback Australia.
Otherwise ,
we just bill you for your comedy by appointment call.
All inquiries are warmly welcomed by replying to this message.
Taking the IM out of Impersonal…
Best wishes, at your service.
Saturday, 24 October 2020
Between a Rock & a Hard Place : Vulnerable youth who are suicidal.
Youth suicide is a crisis issue where young people find themselves between a Rock & a Hard place.
It originates from dysfunctional family units.
The so called normal safeguards provided in stable families are vaporised amongst an atmosphere of abuse , be - littling , damage, and false reality.
All sorts of demons are floating around in these dysfunctional family environments.
And they choke and suffocate a young person trying to make sense of everything.
All sorts of dark and sinister family undertones are ruining thousands of young lives.
Their navigation systems are destroyed in these destructive family settings.
Our show would like to bring awareness to the deep causes of this diabolical state of mental health in the vulnerable young.
Please listen ; Google and Microsoft links .
https://drive.google.com/file/d/124wGOWFh7ju2v4A7l_UbJ5Bl1lhmRsC4/view?usp=drivesdk
OR
Saturday, 17 October 2020
Message for America
Captain Vigilance talks to America.
He tells them that both their response to Covid 19 plus their police mentality are both unacceptable ( shithouse)
The Corona Virus Remedy is explained in the second half of the video.
It's a gargling method used for 20 years by Captain Vigilance to prevent the flu virus from getting started in the throat and nasal cavities.
The " authorities and political characters ' are deliberately ignoring my Remedy .
It's a conspiracy against a Covid 19 breakthrough.
Click the YouTube video link above
OR
( For this link , just click on the photo to start video )
Monday, 12 October 2020
It's Show number 2 time
Hello and Welcome to the great Outback Mining Show 2.
Venturing into the outback , either physically or mentally is therapy for the mind.
Show 2 can be viewed via the links below ( Google photos, Microsoft OneDrive )
Keeping the right mental balance in a stressful - hazardous environment is essential ( such as Mining ).
https://photos.app.goo.gl/gr1GSh8WQYASt6Vh6
OR
https://1drv.ms/v/s!Aob2fE1gKG_LgW_YBYtiZvud6wSb
Shows appear three times per week at :
https://kalgoorlieboulder.blogspot.com/
Captain Vigilance starts to explore the realities of Mining in the 2nd half of this insightful video….
Stay healthy and virus free.
Best wishes from the outback kingdom Western Woodlands WA.
Saturday, 10 October 2020
Great Outback Mining Show ( First episode number 1 )
You can choose from Box, Google photos or Microsoft links below ;
OR
OR
Checkout the links above to enjoy the first episode of the Great Outback Mining Show.
Wednesday, 7 October 2020
Tuesday, 6 October 2020
Big Show coming Soon ...
Video / Slideshow format...
It's a matter of clicking the link/s to storage sites ( OneDrive, Box or Google drive).Not on YouTube.
These links will be in the Show's post.
It's quirky, larrikin-esque and very entertaining.
The glorious Outback has so much to offer and is a gift from God.
So it's time to showcase it with a mining flavour added.
It's World class Entertainment on the World's best stage .
Saturday, 3 October 2020
We told Trump about Virus Eliminator
Earlier this year we emailed President Trump and told him about our Virus eliminator.
Simply explained ,
It's very diluted bleach gargled or snorted !
But
he did not listen.
These " high and mighty conceited characters " are all the same.
Living in their egocentric bubble of conceit,
they fall because they are not in touch with anything real .
Just like all the conceited so called elite sports identities across the globe.
To them it's " our way or nothing "
" Our way or the highway "
CONCEITED
DELUDED
STUPID
LOUSY
It's as if you are invisible if you put forward something of substance to these farcical characters.
If it was up to me I would deregister the whole damn lot of them.
And as for the DELUDED conceited political characters ....
I can only watch as they inevitably FALL.
Thursday, 1 October 2020
News about Company name update plus Conferences in the Wild
Our company name has just been extended.
It's now ;
Kalgoorlie Boulder Advertising & Entertainment.
A bit of a mouthful , but it conveys our services more accurately.
Are you a company executive who is office bound and looking for an adventurous conference to attend ?
Conferences in the Wild could be the escape / adventure you need.
Based in the Great Western Woodlands near Kalgoorlie Boulder,
the Conferences are like a bushwalk/ hike in the Wild ,
With like minded participants / guests.
The very entertaining Anthony Swagman is your host.
Enjoy the sheer beauty and magic of the outback bush environment.
If you would like to be a guest presenter / speaker you can contact ;
kalgoorlie44boulder@gmail.com
Or phone 0468802454
Experience the outback glorious surroundings as you absorb the positives of the networking at
Conferences in the Wild.
Sunday, 27 September 2020
Monday morning Invigorator
Creating the best possible conditions to thrive and dominate are the key ingredients of an unbearable Gameplan in sports.
So going into work just hoping things will go your way ( on a Monday morning) is not using a productive Gameplan.
Setup positive supports and scenarios without leaving these to chance.
Life can be a real" pain in the butt" when things are left to chance.
And that pain in the rear is magnified on Mondays.
Be well prepared for all possible outcomes, and make it your mission to influence these outcomes.
Your Mondays will never look so good.
Wednesday, 23 September 2020
Great Outback Mining Show Promo
The Great Outback Mining Show is gathering momentum.
Today's promo :
It's as if you can reach out and grab it .
Captain Vigilance is urging ALL Mining adventurers to send us an email....
greatoutbackminingshow@gmail.com
Mining is an adventure ,
Just like exploring the Great Outback.
Monday, 21 September 2020
1.40 minutes movie : Tour the Tyrannosaurus Wrecks ( Relics )
Greetings to all Fans of Adventure and Mining,
Today is the second day of the movie adventure ….
Check out the short movie titled
" Tour the Tyrannosaurus Wrecks'
( outback relics doubling as studios for the show )
https://photos.app.goo.gl/
https://app.box.com/s/8dz54yxck0ynjtqsp93rajeuj0gh2lcu
Great Outback Mining Show
Hello and Greetings to all ground breakers and mining folk,
The Great Outback Mining Show has launched !
From his outback viewing point ,Camp Charmed in the Great Western Woodlands WA,
Captain Vigilance AKA Anthony Swagman broadcasts his exclusive and inclusive mining show.
You can nominate topics / people to be interviewed just by sending an email to;
greatoutbackminingshow@gmail.com
Live streaming ( not screaming )
Recorded video call interviews
World record breaking Comedy
DVD -discs sent to your business with the show on it .
Networking opportunities galore
Entertainment = bringing a touch of Hollywood to the mining game.
Totally innovative = Unique = One of a kind experience
Plus it's got more personality, humour , insights than the super pit.
An extra dimension to the mining game except with eccentric , outback character Captain Vigilance.
Tell us how your mine/business is humming along ,
OR if it's battling ,tell us how we can help.
Email :
greatoutbackminingshow@gmail.com
Sunday, 20 September 2020
Synoptic Chart WA = Monday mornings Invigorator
Here is a picture of Western Australia's Synoptic chart on Sunday afternoon.
The two low's down in the Southern Ocean are causing havoc across the Great Western Woodlands where I live.
Severely disrupting winds sweeping across the outback.
These are relentless and have disrupted my routine in the normally serene tranquil surroundings.
But there's a lesson here.
Relentless waves of disruption change things .
So on a dull Monday morning,
Your mental waves of disruption can alter the stagnant , dull environment.
Not destructive disruption,
but positive disruption.
Wave after relentless wave of mental energy driving away the dullness.
Just like the "winds of change " on the weather charts.
Friday, 18 September 2020
Be the best you Can possibly be
I cannot emphasize how short life on planet Earth really is.
You therefore need to bring your " A Game " to every living moment.
Your health / body /mind are the vehicles that create your A Game.
If any of these are neglected , it's time for a B game or worse.
Fasting can significantly improve your body , health and mind.
Your moments on planet Earth will be upgraded to A Game status ,
with a great maintenance program like fasting.
Low quality maintenance results in low quality life .
Your vital organs including ❤️ heart, liver and brain deserve the best .
Because the shortness of one's lifespan is made shorter with the wrong options .
Be the best you can possibly be.
PS : refer to Dr Eric Berg on YouTube for advice on fasting, healthy choices, lifestyle and routine changes to improve your life.
Thursday, 17 September 2020
Great Outback Mining Show
It's the show that's in the pipeline.
Up and running very soon.
Servicing the booming mining industry combined with featuring the magic of the West Australian outback.
Authentic humour, collaboration with mining identities, conferences in the outback and online.
It's like Hollywood coming to the mining industry .
World class Entertainment , insights and networking.
See you soon at ;
The Great Outback Mining Show.
Tuesday, 15 September 2020
rockin' in the outback
Video ;
Captain Vigilance rockin' at the Tyrannosaurus Wrecks Studio ,
Great Western Woodlands WA
Australia
Who is the adventurous character within you?
Since moving to the Land of breakaway Kingdom in the outback of Western Australia...
I have discovered that I have an adventurous character within.
That is Captain Vigilance.
He wasn't there when I lived in congested , cluttered contaminated places.
He has emerged to boost the adventure that I am presently on.
Who is your hidden character ,who will emerge when your location is ideal ?
Monday, 14 September 2020
it's a big Hard Nut world out there
The world works in strange ways.
It's definitely not reasonable and rational.
Inertia is a big ingredient in most people's DNA.
Innovative , open mindedness takes its place way down the list in the World.
Getting people to actually listen to the argument for change can be daunting,
let alone listening to the change itself .
Covid 19 is a prime example.
The Civilized World is on its knees because it cannot accept a new innovative way to solve the crisis.
It's like humanity is locked into a mental prison .
Stubborn , ego - centric, blockhead mentality of humans ~ is responsible for catastrophic failures by the truckload.
It's more than just " waking up ".
Requirement for improvement ;
It's more like = intensive outpatient councilling for most humans to unblock the mental blockages.
Sunday, 13 September 2020
Monday Mornings Invigorator ( part 4 )
Well ,
the Corona Covid -19 mood has been suppressing and compressing to all of us.
It's made Monday mornings even more daunting / challenging to overcome.
My latest health venture into fasting has proved fruitful and rewarding both mentally and physically.
With Monday morning fast approaching here in Outback Australia,
I am feeling confident and relaxed.
My 20 hours of fasting per day followed by a 4 hour eating window is soothing my anxieties.
Including Monday Morning Syndrome.
Thanks to Dr Eric Berg on YouTube,
I am well and truly in the fasting groove lane = flying along like a juggernaut without fear.
Check his Intermittent Fasting Videos out on Youtube.
It will brighten up your life and your Mondayitis.
The body slips into ketosis while fasting and burns stored fats instead of relying on food input for energy.
The brain, ❤️ heart and organs benefit greatly as a result.
Saturday, 12 September 2020
"Take a Wander out Yonder"
West Australian Tourism or Tourism WA has a campaign presently running with the title ;
" Take a Wander out Yonder ".
Well I have done more than that .
I have adventured into the Great Western Woodlands Outback WA and stayed !
The above photo shows me ( Captain Vigilance ) in front of an outback attraction.
( A Tyrannosaurus wreck )
I cannot recommend this adventure highly enough.
It changed my whole life ;
I am set free from the clutter, congestion and contamination of civilized society .
It's so Spiritually Uplifting .
Words really cannot describe the Euphoria in Utopia .
So why not Take a Wander out Yonder !
You will cherish the adventure for the rest of your life.
Friday, 11 September 2020
Corona Curve ball
So the Corona Curve ball was thrown by China ,
and we have witnessed the skills ( or lack of ) possessed by the" batters" of World Civilization.
The batters are the so called leaders and authorities .
They have been bamboozled .
Political, medical , administrative big hitters have all been " struck out " by the Corona curve balls thrown at them.
Just goes to prove how unskilled and weak they are.
Up on the big stage of Reality they have buckled.
They are all blinkered to rational solutions .
And they take wild swings at the balls hurtling at them and completely miss .
If the results of their ineptitude weren't so tragic ,
One could describe these imposters as Absurd .
Thursday, 10 September 2020
Tuesday, 8 September 2020
Urban Safety Shield for Women
If you are female , you will know that the INSANE psychos can be lurking in your vicinity anytime .
Escape the INSANE psychos is the facility in our company which provides solutions and content relating to this issue.
The Urban Safety Shield ( USS ) is in the research and development stage .
It provides protection and security if you are confronted by psychos.
Saturday, 5 September 2020
Monday mornings = a critical crossover point
Monday mornings are the crossover point between your well earned Leisure and facing the grindstone of work once again.
A transition between two mental states.
A border .
So with most activities that humans transition from /to....
there is inertia to overcome plus friction facing the new reality.
There are bound to be hiccups and turbulence.
That's the way humans operate.
Plus of course you are exiting a "Comfort Zone ".
Humans love their Comfort Zones , but logic dictates to them " You must endure the reality of work in order to enjoy the Comfort Zone ".
Transitioning across a border or crossover point needs preparation.
Mentally prepare yourself for significant change .From Comfort to hard reality workplace .
More to come on mental preparation during crossovers.
Breakaway from Comfort eating
This post is brought to you by our health and well-being facility = Breakaway Kingdom.
Life can dish up some stressful times ,and a lot of us humans resort to comfort eating in order to overcome the pain and suffering.
When things get tough our biological mechanisms are out of whack.
We feel hungry quite often.
But it is not correct to eat when your mechanisms are saying " I'm hungry '.
Instead you need to control the situation / game like a champion team does on the playing field.
Fasting for short periods can improve your health significantly.
Your heart is under severe stress and extra pressure when you comfort eat and add on the pounds / kilos.
We recommend going to Dr Berg's YouTube channel ,as he has infinite wisdom to empart on all health issues.
The body can adjust to living off fat deposits rather than the comfort feeds that cause harm and damage.
Wednesday, 2 September 2020
Kalgoorlie Boulder ~ you're on the World Stage
As the Virus Pandemic bites harder into the core of civilization and the recession turns to depression ...
We've got the best climate , environment and location in the world.
Kalgoorlie Boulder and the Goldfields Western Australia will rise to World Star Status .
If you are interested in our
" Conferences in the Wild " and "Comedy in the Woodlands" facilities then we have the best stage in the world for such adventures.
Gold is the one commodity that a sinking civilized world can believe in.
In times of crisis ,it's Gold they turn to.
So make the most of the Golden Opportunities on offer in the near future....
In Kalgoorlie Boulder and the glorious Goldfields .
Tuesday, 1 September 2020
Western Power company killing Crows in Kalgoorlie West Australia
Greetings from the magical outback Woodlands WA,
The crow is an underestimated creature in the overall scheme of things in Aussie wildlife.
Well Western Power is doing it's best to destroy these wonderful birds in Kalgoorlie.
On Keenan Street Lamington ( Kalgoorlie ) between Lyall and Lewis Sts on the northern side of the street….
yesterday I discovered two dead crows at the foot of a Western Power pole .
At the top of the pole is a newly installed metal box of some kind maybe a transformer .
It is obviously LIVE and causing the deaths of the crows.
Sure some stone hearted people may brush this off as " nothing that matters "
Well I am here to inform everyone that these Crows do Matter .
Western Power may be thinking the "power " has gone to their heads and they are not accountable.
As these power boxes are LIVE they can kill humans as well
( Then there would be a real stink ).
We urge Wildlife Lovers and others to act upon this message in the best way possible .
We reported the same tragic situation 3 months ago relating to a power box on top of a Western Power pole in Lamington Kalgoorlie.
Obviously there is a deadly flaw in the design of these power boxes .
Our web:
https://kalgoorlieboulder.blogspot.com
Sunday, 30 August 2020
Monday Morning Invigorator 2
Monday mornings are not very comical.
They are like waking up to cold harsh reality after a very pleasant dream.
This is a photo of Captain Vigilance at the Comical Car Wreck Studio.
In the Aussie outback, old car wrecks dot the landscape.
They are actually cars that were stolen and taken for a joy ride by " hell raisers".
But they are now part of the comedy landscape of Anthony Swagman and ""Comedy in the Wilderness".
So serious things can transformed into entertaining light ❤️ hearted objects .
Your serious Monday morning experience can be transformed too.
Just close your eyes for a moment and imagine you are at the Comical Car Wreck Studio.
Imagination and Visualization are wonderful things.
Friday, 28 August 2020
Strange Name Change
Due to strange circumstances,
The Name of" Escape the Madhouse " has been changed to =
" Escape the insane psychos ".
This is the mental health & mindset arm of the business.
During the making of the last Video
Captain Vigilance pronounced the name as " Escape the Madness " which is probably what a lot of people will do.
So to clear things up ,
The new name of
" Escape the insane Psychos" will stand.
This name is more in focus upon the unhinged, unsavoury , undesirable units who blend into human society.
They are the sub humans with an evil agenda.
So watch out for these characters lurking in your vicinity.
Your mental health depends upon your Vigilance.
Thursday, 27 August 2020
Time to Lift your Game America
Captain Vigilance talks to America.
He tells them that both their response to Covid 19 plus their police mentality are both unacceptable.
The Corona Virus Remedy is explained in the second half of the video.
It's a gargling method used for 20 years by Captain Vigilance to prevent the flu virus from getting started in the throat and nasal cavities.
The " authorities and political characters ' are deliberately ignoring my Remedy .
It's a conspiracy against a Covid 19 breakthrough.
Click the YouTube video link
above.
Wednesday, 26 August 2020
Corona Virus Eliminator Video ( via gargling )
Check out the Corona Virus eliminator video :
If you are a Virus Hater ( I don't know too many Virus Lovers )...
Then this video is a "Must View ".
How did you go last Monday?
The Monday morning Invigorator ( not alligator ) should have had some effect upon you ....see previous post .
Hopefully it was a positive effect .
We know that some people come out snapping their jaws like an alligator on Monday mornings.
But that won't happen to you , if you keep following the
Monday morning Invigorator.
If you have a workmate who resembles a large reptile on Monday mornings ,perhaps some rope ( to tie around their jaws would be handy ).
It's easy to jest about this topic,
but when you are in the middle of a Mondayitis thunderstorm,
It's not that pleasant nor funny.
So tune in this Monday for more pain relieving insights ( and a little more humour )
Saturday, 22 August 2020
Monday morning Invigorator
Do you feel like a wreck on Monday mornings ?
Here at the Tyrannosaurus Wrecks Studio in the
Outback Woodlands ,
We don't have that problem.
You see, it's a matter of simplifying the complexities you are facing...
Your beautifully simple weekend has just entered the overly complex day of Monday.
So ….
You need to simplify things again.
Your mindset can achieve this .
So let's filter out the complexities.
Clear your mind ....
It's a blank page ,not a mass of complex thoughts and worries.
The simplicity of nature can help
Nature is beautifully simple without harsh complexities.
Imagine that you and your blank page mind are standing in an outback setting like the photo above.
Breathe out those complex cluttered thoughts ( negative emotions are breathed out )
As you mentally walk through the Wild outback environment , clear those complex Monday thoughts out of your head ,
And enter into the simplicity and beauty of Nature .
Now you are becoming free mentally .
This is your mental springboard to launch into the rest of Monday.
Listen to the Monday morning Invigorator Audio :
https://1drv.ms/u/s!Aob2fE1gKG_LgRcsg-pLHxFXdeGf
OR
https://drive.google.com/file/d/16MO8ziiQa9_ObhIEx940X-pFXM1dQXXf/view?usp=drivesdk
OR
https://app.box.com/s/g672e2e9gv0vcpmtevjwitgz05qpnrvy
OR
https://assets.adobe.com/link/97f76f7e-bfeb-403f-7f25-286804deefd5
Thursday, 20 August 2020
A mule called inertia
During the pandemic of 2020 and beyond ,
Peoples' response needs to be pivoting quickly with laser focus.
Instead 99.99% of the civilized world has responded like a mule called inertia.
Apologies to the mules out there reading this ,
However the" human mules " have taken stubbornness and inertia to a new level ( or depth )
Mediocrity has ruled supreme in the Corona Covid Calamity .
The human race is trapped in a mental space that shoves on the hand brake and creates confusion chaos and calamity.
The humans have voted in political knuckle heads who have as much chance of defeating the Virus ,
as a snowball surviving in hell.
Exceptions in Australia are Premier McGowan of Western Australia and the Queensland Premier .
The Victorian Premier Andrews makes a stubborn mule look like a Nobel Prize Winner.
So the humans who think they are very mentally gifted , aren't so brainy after all ,
And the Virus is the big winner against the stubborn human team who embrace interia in a crisis.
Seeking " Star Speakers" for Conferences in the Wild
We are seeking knowledgeable people in their respective fields to come along on the adventure known as
Conferences in the Wild .
( Bushwalking / hiking , plus delivering a fabulous speech about their passion.)
We know 2020 is a bit different;
Well things just got a bit more different ( but more fun and adventurous)
Conferences have moved from being stuck in a cramped inside venue ,
To being adventures outdoors in the Wild.
All enquiries to ;
kalgoorlie44boulder@gmail.com
There are a lot of interesting people running mining operations in the Goldfields and we want to hear from you ( as do many other like minded people ).
Anthony Swagman AKA Captain Vigilance will be the entertaining MC or Tour guide .
Wednesday, 19 August 2020
Going down the hole ( mining )
Hello Mining Ground breakers,
"Going down the hole " is the term used to enter the mine ( both underground and open cut ).
We encourage you to use more imagination in Mining ,so it's far more than just "going down the hole ".....
The mining game is a so called "tough industry ", but today's viewpoint tries to reduce the toughness and increase the imagination .
Imagination and collaboration are two potent ingredients in our
Conferences in the Wild program.
You can get together with mining professionals and ground breakers ....
And create magic .
If you would like to nominate yourself or another mining person ,
to be a *star speaker * at one of the upcoming
Conferences in the Wild near Kalgoorlie Boulder just email :
kalgoorlie44boulder@gmail.com
Tuesday, 18 August 2020
Monday morning invigorator
We all have some issues with getting fired up on Monday mornings.
Starting this Monday 24 Aug 2020,
The Monday morning Invigorator will be launched on :
It will be in a combo form of
Written words
Audio file grabs
Photos with text .
All in one post that you may follow easily down the page.
Featuring earthy eccentric outback humor.
Get your Monday moving with Momentum with ....
Monday morning Invigorator
Monday, 17 August 2020
The mysterious customer service
Customer service is one of those things that has become mysterious.
In our civilized world of churning processes like sales over at a hurtling speed ,
Many large companies ( and small ones ) take their eye off the ball .
If a company just wants to grind out sales as quickly as possible,like a production line....
Then the customers will suffer.
So a lot of customers don't expect too much in the way of quality customer service.
It becomes a mysterious vapor that sometimes exists, but most often is just floating around somewhere ( not near the customers ).
Companies are novices in this field.
Consistent Training is not occuring.
The employees who deal with the customers have a strange ego centric notion that they are number one and the customer is down the list somewhere.
It's a clear failure of most companies.
They need to get training in how to train their employees who deal with customers.
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