Breakaway from the Madhouse

Hello and Greetings from remote outback Australia;

My business has more twists and turns than a daytime soap opera.

The name of my comedy by appointment service is;

Breakaway from the Madhouse.

Well, what does this mean?

I am a campaigner for mental freedom plus a comedian ( who lampoons those who try to destroy our free spirits.)

You can have a direct comedy call ( Video or phone ) with Captain Vigilance ( pictured ).

It's an experience you will never forget.

Captain Vigilance will soothe your worried mind with a light hearted approach to the heavy topics like pandemics and stress.

The pristine glorious outback land where I live is perfect to dissolve away those blues .

In the call you can feel the natural surroundings of the Outback land of breakaway.

The call lasts for 15 minutes and the cost is 

$13.90 AUD  ($10 USD )

This entitles you to a free extra call of 10 minutes at another time .

All you need to do to book your comedy appointment is text ;

 0468802454

Overseas = 61 468802454

With your details /OR 

email:

breakawayfromthemadhouse@gmail.com

There is an incentive to pay early ;

If you pay upfront , you receive a special 15 minute call from Anthony Swagman giving you a tour of the Land of breakaway in the magnificent Great Western Woodlands outback Australia.

Otherwise ,

we just bill you for your comedy by appointment call.

All inquiries are warmly welcomed by replying to this message.

Taking the IM out of Impersonal…

Best wishes, at your service.