Monday Morning Invigorator 2

Monday mornings are not very comical.

They are like waking up to cold harsh reality after a very pleasant dream.

This is a photo of Captain Vigilance at the Comical Car Wreck Studio.

In the Aussie outback, old car wrecks dot the landscape.

They are actually cars that were stolen and taken for a joy ride by " hell raisers".

But they are now part of the comedy landscape of Anthony Swagman and  ""Comedy in the Wilderness".

So serious  things can transformed into entertaining light ❤️ hearted objects .

Your serious Monday morning experience can be transformed too.

Just close your eyes for a moment and imagine you are at the Comical Car Wreck Studio.

Imagination and Visualization are wonderful things.

Strange Name Change

Due to strange circumstances,

The Name of" Escape the Madhouse " has been changed to =

" Escape the insane psychos ".

This is the mental health  & mindset arm of the business.

During the making of the last  Video 

https://youtu.be/MmzEjLFqgzE

Captain Vigilance pronounced the name as " Escape the Madness " which is probably what a lot of people will do.

So to clear things up ,

The new name of 

" Escape the insane Psychos" will stand.

This name is more in focus upon the unhinged, unsavoury , undesirable units who blend into human society.

They are the sub humans with an evil agenda.

So watch out for these characters lurking in your vicinity.

Your mental health depends upon your Vigilance.

Time to Lift your Game America

Captain Vigilance talks to America.

He tells them that both their response to Covid 19 plus their police mentality are both  unacceptable.

The Corona Virus Remedy is explained in the second half of the video.

It's a gargling method used for 20 years by Captain Vigilance to prevent the flu virus from getting started in the throat and nasal cavities.

The " authorities and political characters ' are deliberately ignoring my Remedy .

It's a conspiracy against a Covid 19 breakthrough.

https://youtu.be/MmzEjLFqgzE

Click the  YouTube video link

above.

Corona Virus Eliminator Video ( via gargling )

Check out the Corona Virus eliminator video :

https://youtu.be/OUgd-gKFq0A

If you are a Virus Hater ( I don't know too many Virus Lovers )...

Then this video is a "Must View ".

How did you go last Monday?

The Monday morning Invigorator ( not alligator ) should have had some effect upon you ....see previous post .

Hopefully it was a positive effect .

We know that some people come out snapping their jaws like an alligator on Monday mornings.

But that won't happen to you , if you keep following the

Monday morning Invigorator.

If you have a workmate who resembles a large reptile on Monday mornings ,perhaps some rope ( to tie around their jaws would be handy ).

It's easy to jest about this topic,

but when you are in the middle of a Mondayitis thunderstorm,

It's not that pleasant nor funny.

So tune in this Monday for more pain relieving insights ( and a little more humour )

Monday morning Invigorator

Do you feel like a wreck on Monday mornings ?

Here at the Tyrannosaurus Wrecks Studio in the

Outback Woodlands ,

We don't have that problem.

You see, it's a matter of simplifying the complexities you are facing...

Your beautifully simple weekend has just entered the overly complex day of Monday.

So ….

You need to simplify things again.

Your mindset can achieve this .

So let's filter out the complexities.

Clear your mind ....

It's a blank page ,not a mass of complex thoughts and worries.

The simplicity of nature can help 

Nature is beautifully simple without harsh complexities.

Imagine that you and your blank page mind are standing in an outback setting like the photo above.

Breathe out those complex cluttered thoughts ( negative emotions are breathed out )

As you mentally walk through the Wild outback environment , clear those  complex Monday thoughts out of your head ,

And enter into the simplicity and beauty of Nature .

Now you are becoming free mentally .

This is your mental springboard to launch into the rest of Monday.

Listen to the Monday morning Invigorator Audio :

https://1drv.ms/u/s!Aob2fE1gKG_LgRcsg-pLHxFXdeGf

OR

https://drive.google.com/file/d/16MO8ziiQa9_ObhIEx940X-pFXM1dQXXf/view?usp=drivesdk

OR

https://app.box.com/s/g672e2e9gv0vcpmtevjwitgz05qpnrvy

OR

https://assets.adobe.com/link/97f76f7e-bfeb-403f-7f25-286804deefd5

A mule called inertia

During the pandemic of 2020 and beyond ,

Peoples' response needs to be pivoting quickly with laser focus.

Instead 99.99% of the civilized world has responded like a mule called inertia.

Apologies to the mules out there reading this ,

However the" human mules " have taken stubbornness and inertia to a new level ( or depth )

Mediocrity has ruled supreme in the Corona Covid Calamity .

The human race is trapped in a mental space that shoves on the hand brake and creates confusion chaos and calamity.

The humans have voted in political knuckle heads who have as much chance of defeating the Virus , 

as a snowball surviving in hell.

Exceptions in Australia are Premier McGowan of Western Australia and the Queensland Premier .

The Victorian Premier Andrews makes a stubborn mule look like a Nobel Prize Winner.

So the humans who think they are very mentally gifted , aren't so brainy after all ,

And the Virus is the big winner against the stubborn  human team  who embrace interia in a crisis. 

Seeking " Star Speakers" for Conferences in the Wild

We are seeking knowledgeable people in their respective fields to come along on the adventure known as 

Conferences in the Wild .

( Bushwalking / hiking , plus delivering a fabulous  speech about their passion.)

We know 2020 is a bit different;

Well things just got a bit more different ( but more fun and adventurous)

Conferences have moved from being stuck in a cramped inside venue ,

To being adventures outdoors in the Wild.

All enquiries to ;

kalgoorlie44boulder@gmail.com

There are a lot of interesting people running mining operations in the Goldfields and we want to hear from you ( as do many other like minded people ).

Anthony Swagman AKA Captain Vigilance will be the entertaining MC or Tour guide .

Going down the hole ( mining )

Hello Mining Ground breakers,

"Going down the hole " is the term used to enter the mine ( both underground and open cut ).

We encourage you to use more imagination in Mining ,so it's far more than just "going down the hole ".....

The mining game is a so called "tough industry ", but today's viewpoint tries to reduce the toughness and increase the imagination .

Imagination and collaboration are two potent ingredients in our 

Conferences in the Wild program.

You can get together with mining professionals and ground breakers ....

And create magic .

If you would like to nominate yourself or another mining person ,

to be a  *star speaker * at one of the upcoming 

Conferences in the Wild near Kalgoorlie Boulder just email :

kalgoorlie44boulder@gmail.com

Monday morning invigorator

We all have some issues with getting fired up on Monday mornings.

Starting this Monday 24 Aug 2020,

The Monday morning Invigorator will be launched on :

https://escapethemadhouse.blogspot.com

It will be in a combo  form of 

Written words 

Audio file grabs 

Photos with text .

All in one post that you may follow easily down the page.

Featuring earthy eccentric outback humor.

Get your Monday moving with Momentum with ....

Monday morning Invigorator 

The mysterious customer service

Customer service is one of those things that has become mysterious.

In our civilized world of churning processes like sales over at a hurtling speed ,

Many large companies ( and small ones ) take their eye off the ball .

If a company just wants to grind out sales as quickly as possible,like a production line....

Then the customers will suffer.

So a lot of customers don't expect too much in the way of quality customer service.

It becomes a mysterious vapor that sometimes exists, but most often is just floating around somewhere ( not near the customers ).

Companies are novices in this field.

Consistent Training is not occuring.

The employees who deal with the customers have a strange ego centric notion that they are number one and the customer is down the list somewhere.

It's a clear failure of most companies.

They need to get training in how to train their employees who deal with customers.

Advertising the Quirky Way

Most Advertising agencies operate from an office in a congested centre somewhere .

We are different.

The photo shows Founder and Owner Anthony Swagman AKA 

Captain Vigilance at his " office " ....

The Tyrannosaurus Wrecks Studio

You are right in thinking 

Escape the Madness AKA 

Kalgoorlie Boulder Advertising is on the quirky side .

Even Eccentric.

Just some photos

Glorious scenery in Land of breakaway

Captain Vigilance at the Tyrannosaurus Wrecks Studios

In the outback kingdom West Australia, there exist many outback relics that are very artistic.

The red dirt and clear skies are a true escape from the Madhouse of congested places ( such as cities ).

You can immerse yourself in Outback Magic.

Advertising and Adjustments

In 2020 and beyond, it's the people who can adjust to the new circumstances who come out on top.

So called leaders like Premier Andrews of Victoria ( Australia ) and Donald Trump have failed to adjust .

The result has been a catastrophe for their populations.

Onto the topic of Advertising during and after the 

pandemic.

It will change .

Prior to the Virus, one could notice all the fake smiling faces in ads , pretending to be happy with the particular product / service.

I think you may not notice this staged setup so much in the future.

Also I think Comedy and Humor will become more dominant and frequent .

= A customer returns an item to the Supermarket complaining that it is covered in Covid 19 virus and they want a refund.

The shop assisted enquires 

" How do you know it is covered in the Virus ? "

Answer :

" I bought a Virus detector on eBay , and when you scan an item , it screams out " danger danger take cover from the Virus " ...." Then it emits purple smoke and says - ' The dreaded virus has been detected , get out of here quick " 

Beware of Self Sabotaging

The human mind is a complex thing.

It's got some potentially brilliant game changing mechanisms .

But on the flip side =

96% of humans possess the active ingredients in their minds to self sabotage.

Look no further than your favourite footy team.

They can be world beaters going gangbusters for a limited time 

THEN

The suicidal saboteurs step in and take over.

All the doubts demons and dreadful thoughts manifest before your eyes .

And they implode / tank .

Humanity itself has self saboteurs running rampant constantly.

So many great innovations are shot down in flames by humans who cannot shake off the SS saboteurs.

Glorious Great Western Woodlands

How would you like to join Captain Vigilance and other business people on a bush walk /hike in the Magnificent Western Woodlands near Kalgoorlie Boulder in the near future?

It is the best stage in the World ...

To perform your networking and speaking ( to a very captivated audience ).

The Covid 19 Pandemic has changed everything, and Kalgoorlie -Boulder Advertising will be promoting this event in the near future.

It will be free to participate and I will update the numbers involved and other details soon ( via this blog ).

All enquiries are welcome via :

kalgoorlie44boulder@gmail.com

A theme will be chosen.

" ideas for boosting Mental health at work " is the first topic.

Mediocrity during Pandemic

My name is Captain Vigilance and Victorians ( in Australia ) are showing zero Vigilance in the pandemic.

Their premier is a bumbling scatterbrain.

Pinhead fits his description perfectly.

If Victoria was an AFL / NRL / Rugby / Netball team they would be sinking at a rapid rate to the bottom of a lake  with concrete shoes on.

In other words they would be out of the game completely.

All your conservativism and cronyism is biting you on the bum.

People may scoff at so called 

" Quacks, eccentrics, quirky characters like Captain Vigilance,

but he is the one who is healthy and with his marbles in tact.

The Victorians with their lousy political pinheads are up shit Creek with a paddle pop stick as a paddle .

Zoom / Google duo - meet opportunity

We are looking for enthusiastic participants wishing to promote their businesses / companies.

Zoom , Google duo and Google meet are apps that offer many benefits to like minded business people in the Goldfields and beyond .

Guaranteed to be entertaining and informative.

Once we have 5 participants registered , we will arrange a date and time to gather together via video conferencing.

You can register at ;

https://surveyheart.com/form/5f2f8d452a70377191c92180

Sport and the Corona Virus

In order to defeat the enemy ( opposition ) you need a solid intelligent gameplan or System.

You need that to defeat the Corona Virus.

Political scatterbrains have no system , no gameplan.

They are playing the Corona game like a lost child in a shopping mall.

In AFL 2020 you will notice West Coast and Richmond have well defined gameplans .

Their systems are high octane , high velocity and suffocating to the enemy.

All these characteristics are essential to defeat Covid-19.

Just sitting back, procrastinating will not cut through the Virus nor the opposition.

Proactive, not passive.

Pandemic Apathy

As the civilized world lurches from failure to another blunder in relation to Covid -19,

I can only sit back and ponder the sheer apathy of the population and of course it's pathetic political pinhead leaders.

The civilized world has been broken into pieces by the invisible enemy.

Everyone defaults to leaning on the establishment for guidance and support.

But it's not there.

The medical profession is in tatters.

Political characters are as empty and derelict as an abandoned house.

So who does the civilized world turn to in this time of crisis?

They refuse to turn to anyone.

Not even me .And I have the remedy to the Virus.

There are a lot of empty vessels just floating aimlessly in the sea of despair in 2020.

Perhaps the majority have given up.

I can assure you, 

My preventative method works.

So let's start believing in the light at the end of the Corona Tunnel.

Kalgoorlie - Boulder ; Your time has arrived

As the price of gold rockets up , it's time for the Goldfields to take centre stage ( in the World ).

Kalgoorlie Boulder Advertising ( known as Escape the Madhouse worldwide )

is an innovative vehicle to achieving worldwide recognition.

For so long Kalgoorlie Boulder has sat back in the shadows,

Lacking self confidence and suffering from cultural insecurity.

Sure we have business and community minded individuals who put Kal - Boulder high up in their hearts.

However , the world is screaming out for gold during these unstable times,

and Kalgoorlie Boulder can grab the spotlight and become a world superstar .

If you are looking to ride this wave of recognition , 

Contact us at ;

kalgoorlie44boulder@gmail.com

"Your time has arrived "

News Flash = New Promotions

Kalgoorlie - Boulder now has a Special Promotions Service.

Are you a business / company wishing to promote your identity and credentials via sponsorship of special events and gatherings ?

In the near future ,we will be creating our first Special Event Promotion in Kalgoorlie - Boulder.

Zoom / Google duo /meet  presentations will be considered during the epidemic pandemic .

You can become a sponsor, participant, viewer by emailing ;

kalgoorlie44boulder@gmail.com

Stay tuned for news updates on this new avenue of Promotions in the Goldfields.

In a Zoom / Duo presentation ....

You may be speaking with other like minded guests on the other side of the world = for example gold mining professionals in USA .

Taking the IM out of Impersonal.

The thick & dense mind of Daniel Andrews

We have sent numerous " Urgent messages " to the " thick as bricks " Premier of Victoria,

relating to elimination of the Corona plague in his state.

For an example of one of  these just scroll down the latest posts at ;

https://kalgoorlieboulder.blogspot.com

His mind is an immovable block of concrete.

He needs a good enema to wake him up.

Why do people vote these knuckleheads into power ?

...

The mediocrity of Andrews plus multitudes of other " leaders of the people ", is mind bending.

They all go " missing in action " when the crunch time comes.